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captainmjolnir:

thevodkaqueenly:

agirlought:

popca:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

HOLD UP HOLD UP
YALL NEED TO READ THIS
GLAZED DONUT
GENTLY STICK HIS PENIS THROUGH THE HOLE THEN NIBBLE AROUND IT, STOPPING TO SUCK HIM ONCE IN AWHILE. THE SUGARY TEXTURE OF YOUR TONGUE WILL ADD AN INTERESTING NEW DIMENSION.

jdhsjkhfjkshka
what the hell, cosmo, what the hell

As per usual, Cosmopolitan hates you, strange heterosexual people.

What… the fuck?

What a waste of a donut.
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I shouldn’t have watched true blood 5x5 because now I just want more.

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strangeness & charm: A rant about the "erotic retelling" of JANE EYRE plus some

writerjess:

I came across this article about JANE EYRE being redone in an “erotic retelling.” With the success of the FIFTY SHADES OF GREY trilogy, I’m honestly not surprised that the industry wants more sex. But my question is this: Are they only realizing now that sex sells because that’s been common…

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psychopsychic:

kickasskiwi:

This is a REAL novel and that genuinely makes me sad for the world. Worse because you can get it on Amazon;
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cum-Phantom-Monster-Series-ebook/dp/B007076K9Q/ref=sr_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1341852569&sr=1-20#_

I don’t want to live on this planet any longer.

I clicked the link to look at the authors other titles. Oh My.
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early-lavender:

The five of you bear a dangerous burden…
You are the Chosen Ones.
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